I Wrote Your Horoscope For This Week, You Are Welcome

Horoscopes are stupid, so here’s my take on them. With a little help from ELLE. PISCES Feb 19th – March 20th “The wise, future-oriented planet (Saturn) wants to ensure that the people you spend the most time with and share your best stuff with are actually worth your time.” Translation: An orbiting dead ball of rock has some big opinions on your friends, in fact this … Continue reading I Wrote Your Horoscope For This Week, You Are Welcome

Coffee Star Signs for #UKCoffeeWeek

In honour of #UKCoffeeWeek I thought I would guess what coffee you order according to your starsign. Aries  You are impatient and you are NOT waiting on some fancy pants frothy milk on the top of your coffee, you just want that goddamn buzz. So.. you order an Espresso. https://www.instagram.com/p/BS3MVZTAUnW/?tagged=espresso  Taurus  You appreciate beauty, you are a magpie to attractive things. Latte art, yeah you like … Continue reading Coffee Star Signs for #UKCoffeeWeek