I Wrote Your Horoscope For This Week, You Are Welcome

Horoscopes are stupid, so here’s my take on them. With a little help from ELLE. PISCES Feb 19th – March 20th “The wise, future-oriented planet (Saturn) wants to ensure that the people you spend the most time with and share your best stuff with are actually worth your time.” Translation: An orbiting dead ball of rock has some big opinions on your friends, in fact this … Continue reading I Wrote Your Horoscope For This Week, You Are Welcome

#OutOfTen – The Chocolate Cake Edition

Did you know that those who eat chocolate cake at least once a week are 86.5% happier than those who don’t eat it at all?* *This is a made up statistic  According to the world of social media it is National Chocolate Cake Day, (who makes this shit up?). So, I thought I would rate chocolate cakes out of ten, because yano………fun. If you didn’t take … Continue reading #OutOfTen – The Chocolate Cake Edition