I am a clumsy train wreck and I know for a fact that I would be so nervous on a blind date that my hands would be shaking to the point where they may have to ask if they need to call an ambulance as I appear to be having a seizure. Continue reading What is the Worst Date you have ever Been on?
Holy CRAP. The years have FLOWN BY. This entire week I have been up and down, up and down about the fact that I am turning 25 on Saturday (2nd of June if you fancy sending me a present). But then I started writing this blog post, then I started looking for old pictures and then I realised, hell, I’ve had a bloody great life. … Continue reading I’m Halfway to Fifty, and Here are Some Thoughts About It
I have a cold, verging on a chest infection (I’m guessing I refuse to pay to go to the doctor) and here are some moans about it. God I Miss My Nose Who knew it was so useful? Can you smell that? Nope. Taste Is Important I have found myself eating things with high intensity flavour, for example I seem to have found a love … Continue reading I Have A Cold, Here Is Some Dramatic Moaning About It.