I have a cold, verging on a chest infection (I’m guessing I refuse to pay to go to the doctor) and here are some moans about it.
God I Miss My Nose
Who knew it was so useful?
Can you smell that?
Taste Is Important
I have found myself eating things with high intensity flavour, for example I seem to have found a love for blue cheese which didn’t exist before.
Also, if I can’t taste anything – does that mean my breath smells and I have no idea?
IS THIS THE MENOPAUSE
I keep getting hot and cold flushes.
I put the heating on then I have to switch it off because it feels like LAVA HAS BEEN POURED DOWN MY BACK.
But then at work the air con is fully pumping – AND I MAY AS WELL BE IN AN IGLOO.
*sits there with two jumpers on*
I Have No Friends
‘Don’t sit near me you will make me ill’
‘Sorry I can’t let you taste my delicious ice cream because of your germs’
‘Can you stop breathing’
‘Why are you still here’
‘You have made me ill’
I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE MEANT TO LOOK AFTER EACH OTHER.
‘You Sound Ill’
No sh*t Sherlock.
*sings sticky shoes*
Shout out to all the people out there who have colds, and feel like getting dramatic about it.
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