I thought I would document my day…..I can’t remember why now.
7AM – Why am I awake at this god forsaken time? God damn you body clock a girl just wants a lie in.
*Roams house looking for cat, pries cat from her bed to bring to my bed*
8.15AM – Awake again, where did the cat go? Why doesn’t she love me anymore? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT..oh wait she’s right here nevermind.
Uch, I have no food. Hold on a minute….
“Lewiiiiiisss…….did you finish your Dominos last night?”
“There’s one slice left”
9AM – Didn’t want to eat Dominos too early….this seems like a normal cold pizza time right?
*One slice down and I’m feeling great*
10AM – Okay I’ll get some work done now
*creates Pinterest shopping list as can’t afford anything*
10.23AM – Okay, I’ll do the work at half past
10.33AM- Uh oh missed the half past mark, will just start at 11
*Watches Good Mythical Morning*
Hmmm… maybe I’ll go back to bed again…Where’s Cleo?
*Pries cat from bed again to take to my bed*
*Stomach sounds like a monster is about to appear from my belly button*
WHY AM I SO HUNGRY?!? It’s probably cause I’m thirsty since I had a drink last night. Still going to buy food though, I look utterly revolting.
Oh wait I know, I’ll wear a hat and sunglasses and clothes that cover every inch of my body.
OH GOD, I AM COVERED IN CAT HAIR.
I should probably eat something healthy, oh eggs, yes I can do eggs, should probably get some toast too.
Oh, that really nice chocolate cereal you used to eat as a child is on offer. The one that is pure sugar and tastes like Nutella? Yeah, scrap the eggs today is over-priced chocolate cereal day.
Oh….Orange Lucozade… you look so good today…want to jump in my basket?
Back home, should probably do some work…..after cereal time.
Okay, work time now.
*Sit’s down with laptop*
*Cat sits on top of laptop*
“CLEEEOOOO I HAVE WORK TO DO”
Well, I’ll allow her to get comfortable then start on work.
Okay, I think she is asleep now, I’ll start doing work. I have to awkwardly balance my laptop on its side and hold my arms in a painful manner so as not to wake her up…no wonder my laptop is broken.
*Actually does work*
Text from friend: “Hey am I still picking you up at 4?”
Me – oh sh*t I am still in my pyjamas looking like a yeti due to the amount of cat hair attached to me.
I text back: “Let’s make it 4.30?”
*Runs around flat like a mad man*
Rolled into the car still looking like a yeti, apparently, it is impossible to get rid of cat hair.
We have arrived at One Spa – this place is well fancy. You get slippers, towels AND A ROBE. Excuse me while I NEVER LEAVE.
Yup, we are still here.
You try and leave somewhere with an outdoor heated pool, ten different saunas that smell delicious and heated stone seats that feel like a hug.
Apparently, it’s a thing to rub ice on yourself after a sauna – not happy.
I take back what I said ice after a sauna is heaven.
We are hungry, but I don’t want to spend money on food.
Spent money on food, it was well nice though.
We got a Brie and Cranberry Panini and a Coronation chicken panini to share.
We also got a healthy juice and a chocolate milkshake (guess who got the latter).
BACK TO THE HEATED POOL OF BLISS.
Okay, we should probably leave.
Ahhhh home time, should probably tidy up.
*Locates cat for an unwanted cuddle*
Ohhhh a new episode of Riverdale is on fantastic!
Well, that was a doozy. Oh look it’s too late to tidy – better have a shower.
*Locates cat for bedtime*
*Cat runs away*
DIDNT WANT A CUDDLE ANYWAY.
How was your Sunday?
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