The Talor Diaries, 7th May 2017

I thought I would document my day…..I can’t remember why now.

7AM – Why am I awake at this god forsaken time? God damn you body clock a girl just wants a lie in.

*Roams house looking for cat, pries cat from her bed to bring to my bed*

8.15AM – Awake again, where did the cat go? Why doesn’t she love me anymore? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT..oh wait she’s right here nevermind.

*Tummy Rumbles*

Uch, I have no food. Hold on a minute….

“Lewiiiiiisss…….did you finish your Dominos last night?” 

“There’s one slice left”

9AM – Didn’t want to eat Dominos too early….this seems like a normal cold pizza time right?

*One slice down and I’m feeling great*

10AM – Okay I’ll get some work done now

*creates Pinterest shopping list as can’t afford anything*

10.23AM – Okay, I’ll do the work at half past

10.33AM- Uh oh missed the half past mark, will just start at 11

*Watches Good Mythical Morning*

Hmmm… maybe I’ll go back to bed again…Where’s Cleo?

*Pries cat from bed again to take to my bed*

12PM – 

*Stomach sounds like a monster is about to appear from my belly button*

WHY AM I SO HUNGRY?!? It’s probably cause I’m thirsty since I had a drink last night. Still going to buy food though, I look utterly revolting.

Oh wait I know, I’ll wear a hat and sunglasses and clothes that cover every inch of my body.

*Steps outside*

OH GOD, I AM COVERED IN CAT HAIR.

12.13PM 

*Perusing Sainsbury’s*

I should probably eat something healthy, oh eggs, yes I can do eggs, should probably get some toast too.

Oh, that really nice chocolate cereal you used to eat as a child is on offer. The one that is pure sugar and tastes like Nutella? Yeah, scrap the eggs today is over-priced chocolate cereal day.

Oh….Orange Lucozade… you look so good today…want to jump in my basket?

12.34PM

Back home, should probably do some work…..after cereal time.

12.45PM 

Okay, work time now.

*Sit’s down with laptop*

“MEOOOOOOOOOW MEOOOOOOOOOW”

*Cat sits on top of laptop*

“CLEEEOOOO I HAVE WORK TO DO” 

Well, I’ll allow her to get comfortable then start on work.

1PM

Okay, I think she is asleep now, I’ll start doing work. I have to awkwardly balance my laptop on its side and hold my arms in a painful manner so as not to wake her up…no wonder my laptop is broken.

*Actually does work*

3.30PM 

Text from friend: “Hey am I still picking you up at 4?”

Me – oh sh*t I am still in my pyjamas looking like a yeti due to the amount of cat hair attached to me.

I text back: “Let’s make it 4.30?”

Friend: “Perfect!”

*Runs around flat like a mad man*

4.30PM

Rolled into the car still looking like a yeti, apparently, it is impossible to get rid of cat hair.

4.45PM 

We have arrived at One Spa – this place is well fancy. You get slippers, towels AND A ROBE. Excuse me while I NEVER LEAVE.

7PM 

Yup, we are still here.

You try and leave somewhere with an outdoor heated pool, ten different saunas that smell delicious and heated stone seats that feel like a hug.

7.15PM 

Apparently, it’s a thing to rub ice on yourself after a sauna – not happy.

7.20PM 

I take back what I said ice after a sauna is heaven.

7.30PM 

We are hungry, but I don’t want to spend money on food.

7.45PM 

Spent money on food, it was well nice though.

We got a Brie and Cranberry Panini and a Coronation chicken panini to share.

We also got a healthy juice and a chocolate milkshake (guess who got the latter).

8PM 

BACK TO THE HEATED POOL OF BLISS.

8.30PM 

Okay, we should probably leave.

9PM 

Ahhhh home time, should probably tidy up.

*Locates cat for an unwanted cuddle*

9.15PM 

Ohhhh a new episode of Riverdale is on fantastic!

10.15PM 

Well, that was a doozy. Oh look it’s too late to tidy – better have a shower.

11PM 

*Locates cat for bedtime*

*Cat runs away*

DIDNT WANT A CUDDLE ANYWAY.

How was your Sunday?

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