A Letter from your Friend, the Avocado.

Dear world,

I can’t thank you enough for the love and support you have given me over the past two years. I have grown into something I never knew I could be, and it is all because of you.

#tb to these delish bad boys 😜 • • • AVO & FIG w/ hummus, vegan nut parmesan, pistachios, black salt flakes & squeezed lemon juice on gluten-free bread slices • • • Happy #toastthursday peeps! 😉💗 M xx [ For my parmesan I used cashews (+ macadamias), nutritional yeast and sea salt flakes 👉 Add all the ingredients to a food processor and mix until it looks like…well… parmesan 😉. ] Organic nuts 👉 @nutly.fi Naturally gluten-free lingonberry bread 👉 @kakkutupa #avocadotoast #glutenfree #avokado #avocado #veganparmesan #avotoast #gluteeniton #myblissktchn #veganfood #plantbased #vegan #veganfoodshare #fig #vegansnack #thatsdarling #vscofood #onthetable #foodporn #healthysnack #hummus #thrivemags #veganfoodshare #vegaaninen #bestofvegan #heresmyfood #letscookvegan #instafood #feedfeedvegan #gloobyfood @food_glooby @food @thefeedfeed @veganzone

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I have come from humble beginnings, an addition to a sandwich or salad. Then people realised I am the ‘good kind of fat’ and from then on everyone needed me by their side. My popularity soared.

Note: I am still getting to terms with being called fat but at least the words ‘super food’ often come after it. Because, yes, I am super.

I have been introduced to smoothies, burgers, quinoa, brownies, cheesecake, eggs, sushi and let’s not forget my fabulous friend…..toast.

It is safe to say I have been spoilt for choice with my adventures across the food world.

But now, I am tired, and I can’t help but feel used.

Are you just eating me because you have been told to? Because you know I take a good picture? Because you think I will make you healthy?

Let me ask you one thing, do you actually enjoy eating me?

This letter is me saying I would like a break. I would like to do an Ed Sheeran and disappear for a year and come back in the style of Beyonce. Instead of Lemonade it will be an explosion of avocado, and I’ll be back better, tastier, fresher and fatter than ever.

Stop crushing me, slicing me, blending me and let me be me. My little fat avocado self.

There’s a reason we turn brown so quickly and it’s because we no longer want to  be used.

Put the camera away world, put the camera away.

Yours sincerely,

Avocado.

This is clearly a joke if you can’t tell already. 

Avocados are really starting to bore me now, can we eat something else soon?

Also, this made me laugh:

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