Did you know that those who eat chocolate cake at least once a week are 86.5% happier than those who don’t eat it at all?*
*This is a made up statistic
According to the world of social media it is National Chocolate Cake Day, (who makes this shit up?). So, I thought I would rate chocolate cakes out of ten, because yano………fun.
If you didn’t take a picture of your chocolate cake…did you even eat it?
You Wanna Piece of Me?…..Out Of Ten.
Genuinely in tiers right now….Out Of Ten.
Keeping up with the Carbdashians….Out Of Ten.
If this cake was a flower it would be a DAAAAAAAAAAAMN-delion…. Out Of Ten.
A strawberry looking for a slice of the action….out of ten.
Orange you going to eat me?…Out of Ten.
Did you see what I did there?
Did you know that if you eat an entire chocolate cake in one sitting you will be the first person to ever do so? *
*Lol just kidding I’ve already done it.
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