Do you love Christmas jumpers or hate them? Regardless we all seem to end up wearing them one way or another.
This is the knowledge you never thought you needed.
If you are wearing something as atrocious as this….
….you will probably be found drunk at the corner of the house party eating these, because you held off all night and the jumper didn’t live up to its expectations.
If you think you are classy and end up wearing something that looks nothing like a Christmas jumper….
….you will find yourself telling everyone you have never tried bucksfizz and only have champagne cocktails. We all know you are lying.
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If you base your style off of Zoey Deschanel you will probably find yourself wearing this…
….while telling everyone how much you love animals while stuffing your face with pigs in blankets.
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If you are wearing a Christmas jumper you can get away with all year round….
….you are the lazy asshole who brought the cheeseboard to dinner.
We talked to Jordan Edwards, a cheesemonger at Pastoral Artisan Cheese, Bread & Wine' about everything a cheese novice needs to know in oder to "Flex on your family and friends with your cheeseboard skills" this holiday season, as well as his signature cheese board. 🧀🧀🧀 Get Jordan's cheese insights on our blog, link in profile. 📷 by @careynotcarrie
If your jumper lights up….
….you deserve a medal, in the shape of the chocolate coins all of your grandparents gave you.
If you are wearing Christmas socks instead of a jumper…. Urban Outfitters
….GET OUT OF MY F*CKING HOUSE.
*This is all a joke I love Christmas jumpers, the cheesier the better. Don’t take this seriously.
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